January 10, 2004

yesterday was a fucking classic in the life and times of the legendary david tan. no not that one, the one from acjc. no, not the teacher, the student. after lesson, just as all of us were getting bored, david announced 'eh, y'all wanna see my butt crack or not?' we were thinking it was gonna be yet another one of david's jackass moments, so didn't pay too much attention to him. then without warning, he sinks his hands down his pants, grabs both buttock cheeks and lifts them out of his fucking undies to expose to us a heck lot more than his butt crack. when someone asks if you wanna see butt crack and you don't say no, then you expect to see butt crack. but not when the person in question is david tan. you ask for some butt crack he gives you his whole fucking ass. he showed us so much cheek (pun intended) that we could even see some scars nearer to his thigh. and the bastard wanted to show his goddamned balls right after that. truly a legend, david cannot be denied his status. he is the definition of legend. because it's not what he does, it's not how he does, it's not why he does, it's kiddaZ.

1:05 PM

there was a boy who tried to rhyme
so hard he tried he had no time
to thank the ones who gave him tips
on how to end.

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