March 16, 2003

i was at the esplanade just now. and i was sitting by the river, when this couple came and sat next to me. they must have been over 50. or at least misfortune had them looking like it. anyway, the moment they sat down, this man turned to the woman and said, 'ni ai wo, ma? wo ai ni.' and trusting my half-assed knowledge of chinese, accumulated over the years in my suspiciously chinese studying environment, i translated those words myself.
do you love me? i love you
she replied by slapping him on the thigh bashfully. and then he went on to converse with her in chinese. naturally, i wasn't able to follow their conversation. and either way, i didn't. ah, but it was rather comical, in an amorous way.

right now, they're probably having slow, geriatric sex.

12:36 AM

there was a boy who tried to rhyme
so hard he tried he had no time
to thank the ones who gave him tips
on how to end.

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